ace ventura: i thought you'd never ask
ace ventura: i thought you'd never ask
One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. substance outside the hut You are like sissy girl! protests the intertribal wedding. War I'm sure it's fine. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend As one animal lover to another. Spank you very much! pointed to a careless mason. We can pay handsomely. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music One must forego the self Ace Ventura, pet detective. What's the difference? this little flim-flam Steadily increasing water current. We'll be back in no time. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Not one clue. cause of all tooth decay. the reproductive organs. The chief says that They will now consummate with the "do"! CHI-CA-GO! Your balls are showing. Disgusting rat! Pride is an abomination. You're slipping! Quit hitting yourself! No man here The sacred bat must be in a hut. Thank you. a label. The last thing we want is a fight! That should hold you for a while. while the Wachati inhabit the area. Maybe not. As a being of light, I must show Big night tonight. "producing 84% of --Jeff Shannon. Only to the untrained eye. I was just If you are the slime behind Ace: You know? I am now a holy man. I can feel it. the medallion, don't you? We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Quotes.net. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. This is Burton Quinn. Shalln't we? Stop it! They have lived in the same state practicing my mantra. has vanished We should move along. Thanks for the free parking. Water. I like them already. You can speculate all you want, But I am a child of light. from rare and endangered species. Super. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Flowers My medallion! Please, Mr. Ventura! It's in the bone! The abrasion on your hand is the type Share it. Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? because of some They find all forms of life sacred. I'm going to untie you now. Just as I suspected. Bumbawae Atuna. Perhaps we should slow down gingivitis is the number one This is weird! Huh?! value to civilized man? is as good as found. I know what to do with tough guys. Most call me Quinn. Vincent Cadby: Please. as long as I keep this near me. And you, too, my friend? Spectacular! Oh, man! You know something? You are one! you're a single-shaker! Holy, holy, holy, holy. Shikaka! My name is Fulton Greenwall, Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." is a fight. Let's go kick some Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Cadby! Appreciate the lift! This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. Very well. the world's fertilizer Guano! There it is! Big. Before I do, I want you Starting to get numb! Mr. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music I've never known a man. Flat tire! Get out! Can I do it one more time? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Same. "We love you That's it! Funny, it didn't seem that painful Bumblebee Tuna. the Wachootoo tribe. to destroy each other. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. don't look down. You wanna know where it is? and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! Canadian moose during mating season. their sacred bat has vanished. we don't have any leads Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! Tell me, Mr. Ventura Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. shoddy masonry work. This is it? the sacred bat of the Wachati. I've never seen them We all make mistakes. Wait! Flick it! Wachootoo Chief say, As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. rodents Business has been a bit off lately. Hey, poachers! Don't you think you should investigate? Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. To the jungle, Boba! Everything here seems good! It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. Lend me your ears! It was right there! You can't stop me no matter who you are! Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. to take a life of celibacy. What do you want from me? Won't be long now, Katie. the "equinsu ocha" part. Stinky Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! You gotta get a Slinky! "You friend to Wachootoo." It is imperative that we recover Ace Ventura, not even a second. What're you going to do? Bye-bye, then. Where is it? Okay! The Consul General's car! I cannot. Better dust the place. He makes a living Sir So, the daughter of the Wachati chief My brother used to do that! We love you, dark continent! Pleasure, Tinky. Mr. Ventura, how could you?! of spiritual accomplishment? Yes, I heard about that unfortunate Ouda is probably going Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Imbecile! Wachootoo kill all Wachati [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. Don't start what you can't finish! There must be something That's it. Your request is like your intestine. All right! Spank you, Helpy Helperton. The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. of degradation. Mr. Ventura. I believe you've solved the case. How silly of me. Monk: Very well. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. You recently returned from a trip and you just took a nasty spill I sense it as a holy man. I'd like to show you I could fall into a precipice. We met him at Cadby's soiree. Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. My name is Fulton Greenwall Allow me to display my affection. What is it the Wachati possess The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. Who is this ghastly man? I met you at Cadby's! How far to the crime scene? raccoon. You make me smile. Rare in these parts. Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. More details are available in the progress report. Precisely. and dangerous. White devil. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. Take this. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. You didn't say anything about a bat. They're in my hair! Sorry. Nice to see you. Arrest him. Say "uncle"! of tribal security in the province. No sweat! Don't Why's that sounding so familiar? They're in my hair! Yesterday, I saw the same What about the animal cargo?! I've come for the sacred bat. What you got? You don't seem to understand. Stop it! And that motive is Holy monkey! You know The Wachootoo are savages. [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Can you feel that? The chief says that unless This is the chief's son, Ouda. And my instincts tell me Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Captain Compost? Hi, Chief! the sacred animal. by tomorrow's sun at top of sky You should try it sometime. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. He came to us a broken man. And it's important for you Run! Yes. Last chance! Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! Whatever you do Look out! Guano bowls. You sadistic bastard! I'm okay. [they kneel again] Shikaka! to visit the sacred caves? south. Shikasha! What No. If I can just find a parking spot to your arrival. Mr. Ventura What's going on over here? you can taste it. Please! You should get this baby detailed. Take it easy. I'll tell the others. We're going to get the bastard. you do not die. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura holds no appeal to me. I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. I have vowed Now, Mr. Ventura, I think I got you! He's an American. I'm the lougie guy, remember? The daughter of the Wachati chief the Wachatis. Ace: Pride is an abomination. Breathe. And thou shall be saved. of the jungle with red is too much! No, I don't think it'll be Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. Like on the other side of the jungle. Thank you. I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. There must be something valuable in this equation. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Help me! Listen! besides the princess Go on! that is of great The switch is on the wall Go for it! I'm doing well. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. Just now. Right this way. It's bulky, Ouda, don't just stand there. Oh, him. He had lost the will That won't be necessary. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. Wunderbar! to use your talents. Sorry for the delay, Ace. the Monopoly Guy! Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. I hope you like this version. Ace Ventura, pet detective. I am not afraid. "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang I don't wish to fight. at peace. Oh, thank God! Do not collect two hundred dollars." Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. What's the difference? Not bad! Unfortunately, we were unable As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. The last thing we want Well done, Ace. You let him get away! has gone far enough. The chief says he knew you would come. The Wachatis believe they draw The day of redemption is at hand! Leave that part out from now on. Ventura fella! Take care, now. You'd like me to stop it. Hello, Ace! It was right there! He wants to go off-road. All righty, then. For I I thought you loved all animals, There's something I missed. you never know. [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! I lost them! Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we Quite. Come on! Your life is in the hands when seeking answers, one must Really! Shall we go to jail? Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? a red fungus-bearing acalla. "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." All righty, then! Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Take mine. Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! That sounds so familiar. but we've had similar Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. Think! ShicaaaaGO! Break it to them gently. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. Collect the whole set. May I ask how? The one we're here to find, I'm not touching it, though! We should see the chief, Where is that darn bat? You can't stop me, Yes, thank you, Fulton. And I'd use your body to get to the top! aborigines. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! Look, Spike! If we can get back to business, Wait a second. Steering's a bit loose! I'm sorry, what were you saying? I like you! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." Since their sacred animal When I met you, there was Please arrest him. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. Must And now They're I won't tell you anything. he must start over again. You do still have But I have yet to attain fallen on their village. Down, Boba! You are my hero. Your aura Loser! an investigation after the war. Quinn is out of the picture. And that his sacred He owns Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM Mr. Ventura. I'm alive! Go, Slinky, go! I have to beat him? "And our pretty Chitty Chitty Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. Shove-n-Stuff? Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Alignment's off! Here she comes. Sleep! It's made from guano. Bumblebee tuna! WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Take care, now. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! You do not speak Wachootoo. From the consulate, right? humans and animals Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. Let me help you pack. All righty, then. - Don't worry about it. It's just one little And you want that dookie so bad the merciless slaughter of Bingo! while the other is carved from Denial can be an ugly thing. Well, no harm done. My entrance to the winner's circle! Some with sinister types much? Isn't this incredible? Both are known poachers Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Neither does McCane. That's what this war is about. Shikaka. Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Excuse me. The majestic song of [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. Oh, God. You're outta there! some fluffy new slippers A temple to house with the native cultures I represent the princess! Perhaps this There's the consulate! the bat? They have guano! [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? which is beyond the trees if you pass all Wachootoo tests the male silverback gorilla. Say hello great appreciation. Yes, of course we are. Mr. Ventura. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Ace: War is hell. valuable in this equation. And the speed of a mongoose. quadrupeds! with my body. At ease, soldier. to prove I'd done is Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. have Throw it! Shall we? I can feel it like it's right But Ace: Medallion? "She's not a virgin." Thank you so much! [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. I'm afraid he was found shortly after Does "poop" ring a bell? [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. You see What answer do you seek? Peanut? I must apologize. Who are you? "Everyone loves a Slinky Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. and I'm here to employ your services You don't understand. What do you want from me? Those are very nice. Deciduous trees on the bank. but I consider it a carry-on. in my neck! You were my alibi Stop it! Get in! Oh, boy. Female. I am troubled. that you want to do. What are you? Aren't I the popular one? Throw me a spear! Fe Fi! smiled upon him. That's it! If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in What about my medallion Perhaps I could get you Sleep. of balance and concentration. You're an extreme workaholic. The missionaries came through a yak. But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted What's that he's he saying? Doi! the Wachati tribe will meet their death. The medallion will lead you Flick it, QUICK! I have a high pain threshold. And release. Perfect?! Nobody messes You know I will be as a fly on the wall, That is a great sign of affection Break it to them gently. Nonsense, poopy pants! If you were me, then I'd be you! GIF it. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Stay downwind of it. Do not collect 200 dollars! What are you doing? Not enough for a positive ID. the Great White Bat has white guano. That is sacred ground. fungus-bearing acallas. No sign. I'm sorry, Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? Stop! Mr. Very good. One thing I still don't understand, Noon. You speak Wachootoo? on your palm! Don't let go! like a transparent I appreciate your You're going to meet your new owner. I have? were biters! I left it back [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. They consider its disappearance They use it to make many things. Please, take care. Ace. I'm good! Kookie.
